officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

(via naturemetaltolkien)

thefishcrow:

arsillanola:

arsillanola:

Japanese t-shirts with English text are my favourite thing in the world

Bonus:

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I DID NOT SPEND MY WHOLE LUNCH HOUR SCOURING THE MALL FOR ONE NOTE.

Why does this not have more notes? These are wonderful!

(via gobletoffeels)

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